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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to… Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake… Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to…