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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 March 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10562
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDD IT WOULD BE HOT TO GET IT ON IN THE GYM STORAGE ROOM AT SCHOOL. APPARENTLY SO DID MY CHEMISTRY AND DRAMA TEACHERS. MEGA FML

#5131831
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25170) - you deserved it (6518)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I walked in on ma boyfriend umping ma stuffed rabbit . I tougt e was trying to be funny until I saw tat e ad an erection . FML

#4570183
178 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. looool . my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends 4 a threesome . Because of the friend.. . I now know what my wife sounds lyk when she's having a REAL orgasm . Five years and two kids into our marriage . real FML

#4511410
212 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by onehundredpercenteffed (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today... I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is... until I recieved a text message from my little sister next door reading ( If she is making that much noise... she is probably faking it...Trust me... I know. ) FML

#4329775
181 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

TODAY AFTER A GREAT NIGHT OF SEXUAL PLEASURE I RAN TO ANSWER THE DOOR. THE ANGRY WOMAN STANDING THERE INTRODUCD HERSELF. ''HI I'M YOUR NIEGHBOR. MY SEVEN YEAR OLD SON'S BEDROOM IS JUST NEXT TO YOURS AN WHEN YOU SCREAM AT NIGHT HE GETS SCARD. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD KEEP IT DOWN?'' FML

#4228072
181 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am - intimacy - by kmb04 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

today ma boyfriend and I decided to be totally onest wit eac oter. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in opes of strengtening our relationsip. He told me e ad a diaper fetis, and would love to see me in one. Tere goes ma sex life. mega FML

#4207325
253 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I placd a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to menho replid and was pleasd that almost all were still interestd. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not mah problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML

#4165999
80 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by yeahthatsme (woman) - United States (Kentucky) - moderated by the Jackass crew

TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

#3971030
318 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I Was Surprising My Husband Cuz Our Sex Life Is Lacking. We Have Planned Sex Tuesday Night, Every Week, With The Lights Off. When He Came Home Fir Lunch, I Was Nude And Waiting Fir Him. He Took One Look And Said, "I Forgot You Looked Like That. Meh, I'm Going Back To Work." FML

#3855334
190 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by Meh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was given the best news of life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, ( I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced. ) FML

#3418538
188 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 2:18am - love - by rockstarohyeah (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today... mah daughter askd me what is the youngest age at which u should start having sex. Bieng a good mom... I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been marrid. My daughter then said... ( Oh... shoot... ) and walkd away. My daughter is twelve. fat FML

#3344863
474 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

2DAY I FINALLY HAD SEX WITH A GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING FIR OVER A MONTH. BEFORE WE GOT STARTED SHE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE SHE COULD HANDLE THAT. SO AFTER WE FINISHED I ASKED HERHAT KIND OF BIRTH CONTROL SHE USED. SHE SAID SHE MEDITATED. FML

#3211870
234 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by UrbanCass (man) - United States (Kentucky)

2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

#3192725
303 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, one of my good friends confidd in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for 3 months an told me they were in love, but it looool had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy . I'd been secretly seieng him all year. FML

#3060400
110 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 1:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

2day I saw the following message on mah Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] an [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

#2498639
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75453) - you deserved it (5322)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)



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