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SamWGovan
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 April 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SamWGovan : Also known as Michelangelosnowglobe!

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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7406) - you deserved it (50720)

On 12/09/2012 at 11:57am - intimacy - by SamWGovan (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

#20197611
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7406) - you deserved it (50720)

On 12/09/2012 at 11:57am - intimacy - by SamWGovan (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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