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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 April 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 353
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SamWGovan : Also known as Michelangelosnowglobe!

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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML



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