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  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8138
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:01am<b>wafflelover</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 5:53am<b>andrmac</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:31pm<b>kquals</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 2:35am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 11:54pm<b>anonymous0110902</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 10:10am<b>TonierShadow</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:04am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 2:23pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:53am<b>lexred</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 6:16am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:16am<b>psmith78332</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:36pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:02am<b>JustinJK</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:06am<b>Pandaling</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:04am<b>fmlphoenix</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:38am<b>Kah1on</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:50pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:42pm

Fucked!<b>TonierShadow</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 5:04pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:42am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 3:31am<b>audreymatteaxox</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:38pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:11am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 3:42am<b>seetei</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 7:03pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:32am<b>becre8ve</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:31am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 6:40am<b>marctdiaz</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 8:23am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>StaceeeP</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:56am<b>Dylanlev05</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 6:26am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 4:40am<b>amamalfoy</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:05am<b>FamousPeace</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 1:39am

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SamSwebb's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

by missmcfarty / 03/31/2016 at 9:42pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

by IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / 03/03/2016 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "the virgin cave". FML

by Dexter_39476 / 01/24/2016 at 12:40am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

by Anonymous / 12/12/2015 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML

by strictly cum prancing / 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm / United States / Love

Today, I was at K-Mart and saw an exact copy of my engagement ring for twenty bucks. The same one that had supposedly been in my fiancé's family for generations, and worth thousands. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML

by shh / 10/09/2015 at 3:06am / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML

by My Daughter Fails at Life / 09/25/2015 at 9:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

by fishingforubies2 / 07/24/2015 at 10:02am / Aruba / Work

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

by woof? / 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

by Anunimos / 04/19/2015 at 9:08am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Health