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SamSwebb

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SamSwebbSamSwebb
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7582
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:16am<b>psmith78332</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:36pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 7:54pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:02am<b>JustinJK</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:06am<b>Pandaling</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:04am<b>fmlphoenix</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:38am<b>Kah1on</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:50pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:42pm<b>dmargolis</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:53pm<b>thebighurt</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:17pm<b>Thexba</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:53pm<b>bosfk</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:15pm<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:58am<b>lolszilla</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:55am<b>Mike935</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:44am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 9:31pm<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 8:25pm

Fucked!<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:42am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 3:31am<b>audreymatteaxox</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:38pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:11am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 3:42am<b>seetei</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 7:03pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:32am<b>becre8ve</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:31am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 6:40am<b>marctdiaz</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 8:23am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>StaceeeP</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:56am<b>Dylanlev05</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 6:26am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 4:40am<b>amamalfoy</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:05am<b>FamousPeace</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 1:39am

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SamSwebb's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "the virgin cave". FML

#21518755
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21451) - you deserved it (2570)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:40am - misc - by Dexter_39476 (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

#21502798
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22644) - you deserved it (1268)

On 12/12/2015 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML

#21502621
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18554) - you deserved it (6369)

On 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm - love - by strictly cum prancing (woman) - United States

Today, I was at K-Mart and saw an exact copy of my engagement ring for twenty bucks. The same one that had supposedly been in my fiancé's family for generations, and worth thousands. FML

#21481447
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25781) - you deserved it (2829)

On 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML

#21477793
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23829) - you deserved it (2585)

On 10/09/2015 at 3:06am - kids - by shh (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML

#21472720
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22320) - you deserved it (2349)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by My Daughter Fails at Life (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

#21446464
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26287) - you deserved it (1718)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35643) - you deserved it (3961)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

#21396226
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (3272)

On 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm - animals - by woof? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

#21396139
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32106) - you deserved it (3245)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

#21395729
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29533) - you deserved it (10974)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32503) - you deserved it (2217)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

#21395050
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31484) - you deserved it (2775)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:24am - love - by apparently_disabled - Canada (British Columbia)



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