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SamSayzRAWRZ

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1957
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 53 posted

About SamSayzRAWRZ : First thing's first... Don't get pissy if you think I'm unfair with my comments. I tend to say YDI way more than YLS, so get over it. But I will try and think about what to say first.
Okay, please don't pay attention to the number of FMLs I've submitted... and yes, I know you just looked XD Anyway, I'm 110 pounds of randomness, smiles, laughs, tears, love, sadness, and fun(: I'm pretty sweet if you get to know me, although if you get on my bad side... Well, you don't wanna get on my bad side :P
I have the most amazing boyfriend EVERRRRRR, so don't try anything!!!![:
Anyway, get to know me...you won't regret it[:

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SamSayzRAWRZ's favorite FMLs

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

#14128244
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31009) - you deserved it (3542)

On 12/08/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by ooblie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23057) - you deserved it (39543)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

#1930454
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17148) - you deserved it (95462)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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