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  • Number of visits : 758
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About SamIsSoaked : tech loving, gamer geek chick.
makes software to get paid, spends on travels and various geeky paraphernalia.

oh, and...saving the planet one spinach plant at a time.
fml...so i can log extra hours and get paid to do a job that actually takes 2 hours, in 34hours.
thanks fml.

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SamIsSoaked's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

#8972431
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28454) - you deserved it (3772)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

#8968653
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8367) - you deserved it (23151)

On 03/10/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by RyanM (man) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

#8763974
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21019) - you deserved it (5286)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (2393)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm - money - by creditwhore (man) - United States (Missouri)



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