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Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49514) - you deserved it (6054)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93530) - you deserved it (4772)

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