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Salina_22
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1233
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Salina_22 : It's never a dull moment when your with me
I'm into sports and very athletic
i'm a Nerd when it comes to super hero's but how can you not like Superman & Batman... oooo especially Wolverine (X-Men)!! lol
I'm pretty easy going and enjoy all kinds of music, I'm not picky but apparently that's something I should work on, in certain Catoragories.... (men)
I see beauty in everyone because we are all beautiful no matter who you are or things you've done, stay positive people, don't let anyone tell you differently

Hit me up if you want.
Sandylina@gmail.com
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Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML

#3137998
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36741) - you deserved it (3530)

On 06/23/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by FastFlight (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

#2933331
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44397) - you deserved it (4090)

On 06/16/2009 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

#2896238
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42377) - you deserved it (2502)

On 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

#2881104
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25313) - you deserved it (48617)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt... into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

#2846826
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8690) - you deserved it (52618)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

#927361
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84136) - you deserved it (3775)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

#529692
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46406) - you deserved it (17350)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (462524) - you deserved it (574543)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13162) - you deserved it (6344)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)



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