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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1441
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Salina_22 : It's never a dull moment when your with me
I'm into sports and very athletic
i'm a Nerd when it comes to super hero's but how can you not like Superman & Batman... oooo especially Wolverine (X-Men)!! lol
I'm pretty easy going and enjoy all kinds of music, I'm not picky but apparently that's something I should work on, in certain Catoragories.... (men)
I see beauty in everyone because we are all beautiful no matter who you are or things you've done, stay positive people, don't let anyone tell you differently

Hit me up if you want.
Sandylina@gmail.com
Cheers

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Taday my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found outhen I tried to walk down them in socks. mega FML

#3137998
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43730) - you deserved it (4665)

On 06/23/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by FastFlight (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, MY TODDLER PED IN HIS POTTY FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE WAS SO EXCITD TO SHOW ME THAT HE FLUNG THE POT IN THE AIR DOUSING MY FACE WITH HIS PISS. THEN HE LAUGHD. FML

#2933331
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50515) - you deserved it (4611)

On 06/16/2009 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

#2896238
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50250) - you deserved it (3593)

On 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I was peeing in the showerhen my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

#2881104
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (53556)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was smoking in my car an flicked te butt... into te face of a cop on a motorcycle going te oter way. FML

#2846826
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10702) - you deserved it (70304)

On 06/13/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Was With Girlfriend In Her Room . She Starts Screaming . Her Father Bursts In And, Thinking I'm Some Kind Of Rapist, Hits Me In The Head With A Baseball Bat . Not Bad Enough? I Wasn't The One Making Her Scream . There Was A Huge Spider On The Wall . Fat FML

#927361
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98177) - you deserved it (4681)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returnd my computer unrepard saying it was unfixable. When I calld to ask y they couldn't fix it they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk an pissd on my laptop. FML

#529692
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53052) - you deserved it (21829)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19498) - you deserved it (9083)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)



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