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Salina_22

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1604
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Salina_22 : It's never a dull moment when your with me
I'm into sports and very athletic
i'm a Nerd when it comes to super hero's but how can you not like Superman & Batman... oooo especially Wolverine (X-Men)!! lol
I'm pretty easy going and enjoy all kinds of music, I'm not picky but apparently that's something I should work on, in certain Catoragories.... (men)
I see beauty in everyone because we are all beautiful no matter who you are or things you've done, stay positive people, don't let anyone tell you differently

Hit me up if you want.
Sandylina@gmail.com
Cheers

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Salina_22's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML

by FastFlight / 06/23/2009 at 2:12am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

by Anonymous / 06/16/2009 at 3:03am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

by Anonymous / 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm / Japan (Okinawa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

by locksmack / 06/14/2009 at 8:46am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt... into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2009 at 12:09am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

by spiderhater / 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

by stellarshaun / 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous