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About Salina_22 : It's never a dull moment when your with me
I'm into sports and very athletic
i'm a Nerd when it comes to super hero's but how can you not like Superman & Batman... oooo especially Wolverine (X-Men)!! lol
I'm pretty easy going and enjoy all kinds of music, I'm not picky but apparently that's something I should work on, in certain Catoragories.... (men)
I see beauty in everyone because we are all beautiful no matter who you are or things you've done, stay positive people, don't let anyone tell you differently
Hit me up if you want.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Monday 30 November 2015