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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11249
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Sakura13's favorite FMLs

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

#447
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9866) - you deserved it (57034)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44106) - you deserved it (6399)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (8943)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
124 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43039) - you deserved it (4166)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296413) - you deserved it (28428)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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