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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today after having waited three long months mah shy grlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said "Wow you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing yur whole life." FML
TODAY, DURING A LUNCH I SAID "IT MUST BE AWFUL TO REALIZE THAT YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED ON!" . ONE OF THE MEN PRESENT HAD JUST FOUND OUT THAT HE HAD BEEN . I THEN TRY TO CORRECT MY TACTLESSNESS BY SAYING "THE WORST MUST BEHEN YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FIR ANOTHER WOMAN" . WHICH WAS ALSO THE CASE . FML
yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015