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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML


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On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML


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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML


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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

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