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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9873
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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2day I had to yet again explain to looool the guy I live with that just cuz u can't see dirt... it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me... and he uses mah plates. FML

#20507079
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28316) - you deserved it (2972)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , during frst day as a medical intern in a new ward , I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream , "Who are you?! You don't even work here , you pervert!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47885) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

yesterday mah dad and his new wife got there wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

#20486408
73 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm - animals - by puppydrama - United States

I went to see ma new dentist. He was really cute , so after te ceckup I startd flirting. He stoppd me rigt after I askd im out , saying , "Being a dentist as its advantages , I can see te girl's mout before I stick ma tongue in it. And in yur case , it's a big no." FML

#20470654
106 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)

Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today, grandfater askd me y te broccoli I servd fir dinner was wite!! I told im it was cauliflower!! He would't believe me, accusd me of being a Russian spy, and stormd out!! FML

#20461359
80 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I LAARNAD MA NAIGBOR CAN ACCASS MA WIRALASS PRINTAR FROM IS OUSA AFTAR IT STARTAD PRINTING OFF PICTURAS OF WAT I'M ASSUMING IS IS PANIS. MAGA FML

#20461046
127 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush,ho turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked mehich dog breed I lyk the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. big fat FML

#20451560
147 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, I asked mah mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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90 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

today I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. looool And replying. FML

#20436012
122 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , my dad has decidd to that as a New Year's resolution , he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. mega FML

#20435279
55 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by why? - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Sat On Ma Own Testiclesile Aving A Serious An Tenderly Sweet Discussion Wit Ma Fiancée About Our Future Togeter. We Were Bot Crying, But For Very Different Reasons. Real FML

#20433657
71 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 6:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I went to church 4 the frst time in mah life!! They had a Jesus statue at the altar , an I noticed he was surprisingly muscular!! Ten minutes later , I had to excuse myself , after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus!! FML

#20432015
155 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States

TODAY , AT A RESTAURANT , I HAPPILY WATCHED AS MY BOYFRIEND OF THREE YEARS GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND PROPOSED TO ME. BEFORE I COULD SAY YES AND HUG HIM , A GIRL FLUNG HERSELF AT HIM , KISSED HIM AND SHOUTED , "YES!" WITH US STILL HIGHLY CONFUSED , SHE THEN RAN AWAY. FML

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197 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, whila sharing a faw baars on tha couch with my boyfriand, ha drunkanly uttarad tha fataful words, "Baba, if I could suck looool my own dick, you'd ba singla as HELL." FML

#20426492
153 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States



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