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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 March 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1636
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sakke : Danish - no, I don't live in Sweden...

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML


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On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML


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On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML


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On 10/31/2009 at 1:32pm - kids - by apparentnerd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML


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On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML


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On 09/19/2009 at 10:10am - misc - by burnnotice (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad bought me a new laptop for my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop for work, which is more expensive, has better specs, runs faster, and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgraded laptop as my birthday present. FML


Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling out $120 call-out fee, I was a little miffed when the technician walked in, pressed the 'unlock' function and walked out again. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by veevee (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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