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Sakke

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Sakke

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1537
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sakke : Danish - no, I don't live in Sweden...

Sakke's page activity

Visits<b>mxssy</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 4:51pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 5:15pm<b>SillySam</b> - the 11/21/2009 at 5:29pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/18/2009 at 4:41pm<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 08/31/2009 at 6:28am<b>Iwannabetreo</b> - the 05/16/2009 at 4:52am

Sakke's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Sakke's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

#7405426
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9873) - you deserved it (34923)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36704) - you deserved it (6302)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

#6084223
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27728) - you deserved it (7157)

On 10/31/2009 at 1:32pm - kids - by apparentnerd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

#5355612
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19577) - you deserved it (242950)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

#5348863
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6711) - you deserved it (52185)

On 09/19/2009 at 10:10am - misc - by burnnotice (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

#5315969
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38935) - you deserved it (9433)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

#5173603
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12569) - you deserved it (69475)

On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad bought me a new laptop for my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop for work, which is more expensive, has better specs, runs faster, and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgraded laptop as my birthday present. FML

#5054381
148 comments

Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling out $120 call-out fee, I was a little miffed when the technician walked in, pressed the 'unlock' function and walked out again. FML

#4594322
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8438) - you deserved it (49434)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by veevee (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

#209822
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71411) - you deserved it (8014)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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