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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2871
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About SakataGintoki : I cosplay daily (Even at school.) and i have over 400 "costumes" ranging from Anime shows, Harry Potter, LoTR, Star wars, WoW and lots more! I am a girl but i make an amazing guy when i cosplay as male characters ;) My friends call me Giima (Grimsley's nickname from the Pokemon White and Black elite four.) because i just love dressing up as him. No i am not transgender i just enjoy cosplaying as both male and females. I enjoy anime, I draw anime Harry Potter and am currently getting paid for it, I love video games, Drawing, Writing Fanfiction that people actually like, and doing nothing c: message me if you want, doubt i'll reply though because I'm always on my ipod c:

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Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96913) - you deserved it (10719)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51118) - you deserved it (9895)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32890) - you deserved it (20238)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39619) - you deserved it (8348)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17688) - you deserved it (36466)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

#15500028
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27449) - you deserved it (3784)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:27pm - animals - by cathouse (woman) - United Kingdom (North Down)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12100) - you deserved it (41886)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

#14567308
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7251) - you deserved it (34241)

On 01/13/2011 at 4:12pm - health - by John - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33654) - you deserved it (7082)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

#14463588
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7792) - you deserved it (70864)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

#14310097
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49704) - you deserved it (6654)

On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33387) - you deserved it (3917)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

#13810119
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28230) - you deserved it (4988)

On 11/12/2010 at 12:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21506) - you deserved it (37366)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42437) - you deserved it (6009)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)



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