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SakataGintoki
  • Town/Country : Edo. Between the Past and Future., Canada, Nova Scotia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 893
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About SakataGintoki : I cosplay daily (Even at school.) and i have over 400 "costumes" ranging from Anime shows, Harry Potter, LoTR, Star wars, WoW and lots more! I am a girl but i make an amazing guy when i cosplay as male characters ;) My friends call me Giima (Grimsley's nickname from the Pokemon White and Black elite four.) because i just love dressing up as him. No i am not transgender i just enjoy cosplaying as both male and females. I enjoy anime, I draw anime Harry Potter and am currently getting paid for it, I love video games, Drawing, Writing Fanfiction that people actually like, and doing nothing c: message me if you want, doubt i'll reply though because I'm always on my ipod c:

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Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26460) - you deserved it (7176)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

#19523693
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17221) - you deserved it (1911)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States

Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML

#19510185
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17595) - you deserved it (5213)

On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38164) - you deserved it (3719)

On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
84 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

#19312458
78 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

#19157991
114 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
165 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

#18631126
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20690) - you deserved it (1210)

On 12/28/2011 at 1:32am - health - by loveurlifejk - United States

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
217 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
118 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
366 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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