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SakataGintoki
  • Town/Country : Edo. Between the Past and Future., Canada, Nova Scotia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 921
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About SakataGintoki : I cosplay daily (Even at school.) and i have over 400 "costumes" ranging from Anime shows, Harry Potter, LoTR, Star wars, WoW and lots more! I am a girl but i make an amazing guy when i cosplay as male characters ;) My friends call me Giima (Grimsley's nickname from the Pokemon White and Black elite four.) because i just love dressing up as him. No i am not transgender i just enjoy cosplaying as both male and females. I enjoy anime, I draw anime Harry Potter and am currently getting paid for it, I love video games, Drawing, Writing Fanfiction that people actually like, and doing nothing c: message me if you want, doubt i'll reply though because I'm always on my ipod c:

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Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48963) - you deserved it (2683)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

#10678827
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8484) - you deserved it (27099)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25103) - you deserved it (7191)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20024) - you deserved it (2704)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (2577)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (4934)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

#7319771
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (3468)

On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590
314 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

#7160237
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32285) - you deserved it (2870)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:45am - love - by Chewy (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

#7014682
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29323) - you deserved it (2520)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
76 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
139 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

#6676757
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13518) - you deserved it (2866)

On 12/09/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by dfkjhregoiuberiug (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after having paid to download an iPhone FML app, I found out that the real 'Fmylife Official' app was a lot more complete. And free. FML

#6567661
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7593) - you deserved it (33385)

On 12/02/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by Fmyapp (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

#6517359
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (2093)

On 11/29/2009 at 5:52pm - love - by violet (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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