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SakataGintoki
  • Town/Country : Edo. Between the Past and Future., Canada, Nova Scotia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1982
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About SakataGintoki : I cosplay daily (Even at school.) and i have over 400 "costumes" ranging from Anime shows, Harry Potter, LoTR, Star wars, WoW and lots more! I am a girl but i make an amazing guy when i cosplay as male characters ;) My friends call me Giima (Grimsley's nickname from the Pokemon White and Black elite four.) because i just love dressing up as him. No i am not transgender i just enjoy cosplaying as both male and females. I enjoy anime, I draw anime Harry Potter and am currently getting paid for it, I love video games, Drawing, Writing Fanfiction that people actually like, and doing nothing c: message me if you want, doubt i'll reply though because I'm always on my ipod c:

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Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

#13241865
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33807) - you deserved it (2142)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

#13223066
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12733) - you deserved it (33917)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Liz - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50543) - you deserved it (5536)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52679) - you deserved it (3271)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

#10678827
115 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
156 comments

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On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891
286 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413
134 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

#7319771
116 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590
319 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

#7160237
127 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:45am - love - by Chewy (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

#7014682
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30023) - you deserved it (2555)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Grounded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
75 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)



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