About SaintT : I'm in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I get out and start over as a civilian. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar and yes, I gun bro.
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by rozziepop / 03/30/2012 at 1:37am / United States (California) / Love
by jasonnn / 03/30/2012 at 1:00am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
by LassieToe / 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by scarletscarface / 03/29/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that my mother now refuses to drink anything but bottled water because she actually believes that the government is putting a chemical in tap water that lowers pregnancy rates. She is trying for her 5th child. FML
by rusrs / 03/29/2012 at 10:16pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by nicoleee / 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
by greeneyedpothead / 03/29/2012 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Transportation
by neverthesame / 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
by deadgrass / 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Brittany / 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by LoveBytes / 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…