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SaintT

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SaintT

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7485
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SaintT : I'm a poolee in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I go to Bootcamp. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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SaintT's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38730) - you deserved it (6544)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27265) - you deserved it (2607)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

#19416403
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23655) - you deserved it (9676)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

#19416398
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19600) - you deserved it (2198)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8398) - you deserved it (25106)

On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

#19415832
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21181) - you deserved it (2163)

On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML

#19415450
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11392) - you deserved it (26456)

On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (53519)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6398) - you deserved it (25332)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20649) - you deserved it (3490)

On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9436) - you deserved it (27083)

On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38604) - you deserved it (3185)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9639) - you deserved it (39210)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

#19409453
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8806) - you deserved it (19932)

On 04/04/2012 at 10:50pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Missouri)



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