About SaintT : I'm in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I get out and start over as a civilian. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar and yes, I gun bro.
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by Brianna Weltmire / 04/08/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
by Sadboy / 04/06/2012 at 10:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by rubberduckie94 / 04/06/2012 at 9:17am / United States / Animals
by littleman / 04/06/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Work
by TJ / 04/06/2012 at 7:10am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by mockable / 04/06/2012 at 7:09am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/06/2012 at 3:24am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML
by akasha / 04/06/2012 at 2:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by feminismlol / 04/06/2012 at 12:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
by tatatest / 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by anonymous / 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
by anal4me / 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by darkestbarbie / 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by displeased / 04/05/2012 at 2:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Badchristian / 04/05/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for… Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked… Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby…