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SaintT
  • Town/Country : Mine, Craft
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2141
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SaintT : I'm a poolee in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I go to Bootcamp. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar.

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SaintT's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

#19440053
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18489) - you deserved it (1943)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25590) - you deserved it (2379)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

#19434982
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8974) - you deserved it (29855)

On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

#19434982
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8974) - you deserved it (29855)

On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31515) - you deserved it (2906)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

#19429984
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27753) - you deserved it (8138)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21914) - you deserved it (4381)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17779) - you deserved it (2604)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22099) - you deserved it (2110)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

#19427377
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27826) - you deserved it (2176)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Brianna Weltmire - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36605) - you deserved it (6306)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML



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