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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Brianna Weltmire - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States
Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 9:17am - animals - by rubberduckie94 (woman) - United States
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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