About SaintT : I'm a poolee in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I go to Bootcamp. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar.
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Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)
Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 1:18pm - money - by kirsty - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 12:39pm - animals - by dcort - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)
Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)
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