About SaintT : I'm in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I get out and start over as a civilian. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar and yes, I gun bro.
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by hatemyboss / 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
by Jealousbitch / 04/12/2012 at 5:27am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 12:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by girly / 04/12/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by dl / 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
by potassiumgirl / 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
by erockinthesuburb / 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by kissrocks4 / 04/11/2012 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Health
by vanessax / 04/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
by Becca / 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by uhhh what? / 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…