SaintT

Search for a member

Offline (the 06/20/2016 at 9:16pm)

SaintT

1Fucked!

SaintT
  • Town/Country : Oceanside, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9251
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SaintT : I'm in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I get out and start over as a civilian. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar and yes, I gun bro.

SaintT's page activity

Visits<b>Sampe101</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 3:24am<b>Supaviper</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:55am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 5:45am<b>Mr_Ziza</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 5:24am<b>kieralumina</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 8:10am<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 9:01pm<b>colehardfact</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 8:23pm<b>kaffeeine</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 3:15am<b>needacharger</b> - the 09/14/2013 at 11:59am<b>ADC_Lover_2011</b> - the 05/08/2013 at 8:11pm<b>sevans9793</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 6:03pm<b>error404n0tf0und</b> - the 04/12/2013 at 5:32am<b>biankahhh</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 9:56pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 6:48pm<b>LittlestPrincess</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 5:21pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 3:19pm<b>appelflap</b> - the 04/09/2013 at 7:09pm<b>GabrielleFrance</b> - the 03/31/2013 at 2:45am

Fucked!<b>AngelicaSmith</b> - yesterday at 3:16am

SaintT's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of SaintT's badges

SaintT's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

by hatemyboss / 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

by Jealousbitch / 04/12/2012 at 5:27am / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 12:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

by girly / 04/12/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I had a bubble bath to help me relax. I was more stressed out by the sound of all the bubbles popping than I was to begin with. FML

by dl / 04/11/2012 at 10:54pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

by potassiumgirl / 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

by erockinthesuburb / 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

by kissrocks4 / 04/11/2012 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

by vanessax / 04/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Kids

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

by Becca / 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

by uhhh what? / 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous