About SaintT : I'm in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I get out and start over as a civilian. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar and yes, I gun bro.
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by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Misky / 07/01/2012 at 10:51pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
by BloodFaerie / 06/30/2012 at 2:49am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by theunborn / 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Intimacy
by Shelby / 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
by Joseph N / 06/19/2012 at 12:08pm / United States / Kids
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/19/2012 at 6:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by StungAlot / 06/19/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by Brittany / 06/18/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Love
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
by habbsrule / 06/15/2012 at 10:21am / Canada / Kids
by sickness_sucks / 06/15/2012 at 2:19am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling… Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I… Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too…