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SaintJimmy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2072
  • Number of comments : 321
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About SaintJimmy : I am possibly the biggest Green Day fan in the world and I own a time machine. My comments are getting moderated by the staff, as are the ones belonging to trolls and people who say what number comment they got. I like to think that I was the one who pushed it over the edge. You can thank me for the fact that people no longer scream 'FIRST'. I made a trivial difference! :D

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Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33424) - you deserved it (79750)

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