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About SaintGoobers : Hello There, I'm on here for a good laugh.I'm not really sure what else to say. So i'll tell you that I enjoy music, But who Doesent! My most favorite band in the world is Pearl jam, but I listen to an array of music. I also like Alice in chains, Avenged sevenfold, cake, The arcade fire, The civil wars,And many more. I work at a bakery, and its a blast. Hm, what else? I'm a unique individual just like you, the person reading this. and I'd love nothing more then to be cruising around in my jeep. If you ever want to chat, feel free to get at me on kik~ Saint_Goobers (OlllllO Jeep Enthusiast)
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Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014