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SaintGoobers

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About SaintGoobers : Hello, I'm on here because I love reading about how fucked up your guys's lives are! Haha, don't worry everyone has bad days sometimes (Obviously) but you must keep smiling! I am a lover of animals as I'm sure most of you are, Although my beautiful Siamese cat, Maple, has recently passed I still have my Three dogs! Zina, A masstive- saint Bernard mix, Cinnamon, A bernese mountain dog, and last but not least Sugar, A greyhound. I love taking walks In the moonlight, if you want to know anymore about my weird, Quirky self fell free to Message me on here, and I might give you my kik. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are!

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SaintGoobers's favorite FMLs

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39993) - you deserved it (7273)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35801) - you deserved it (2915)

On 08/22/2014 at 4:26pm - misc - by leastitwasntsurpriseanal (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

Today, my fifteen year old son decided to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41402) - you deserved it (6222)

On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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