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About SaintGoobers : Hello, My name is my secret. I'd like to think I'm a simple person with a kind heart. My favorite Thing's to do are to go on Walks, Paint, talk on the Tele, And to sing and dance. I always am myself, and I truly resent people who feel the need to change around others. I love music, as I'm sure all of you lovelies do, But my favorite band is The Beastie Boys, and my favorite singer is Sia. If you'd like to know anything more about me, or to just simply talk, Feel free too message me on here, and I might give you my Kik. I hope you're day is as beautiful as you are!
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Friday 29 May 2015