Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Sah

Search for a member

Sah

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2586
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Sah : :)

Sah's page activity

Visits<b>CaptainFoxbutt</b> - the 06/23/2013 at 11:28pm<b>delwoodfrashure</b> - the 03/10/2013 at 12:54am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:31pm<b>Ligerie</b> - the 11/11/2009 at 5:25pm<b>Envy3</b> - the 07/09/2009 at 1:40am<b>roundnproud</b> - the 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm<b>iHavetoPiss</b> - the 06/20/2009 at 11:04pm<b>jessxoxo28</b> - the 05/27/2009 at 5:52pm<b>sdawl</b> - the 05/27/2009 at 4:58pm<b>Curtieeeez</b> - the 05/27/2009 at 1:55pm<b>jSOPURE</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 11:26pm<b>rafikikat</b> - the 05/24/2009 at 10:24pm<b>nodbor</b> - the 05/14/2009 at 2:59am<b>chubs</b> - the 05/12/2009 at 7:43am<b>xoakisntherainxo</b> - the 05/11/2009 at 7:48pm<b>Bapes</b> - the 04/26/2009 at 6:44pm

Sah's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Sah's favorite FMLs

Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

#1834550
641 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91882) - you deserved it (8374)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

#1832318
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73620) - you deserved it (14059)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

#1818781
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58743) - you deserved it (5692)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by Jess-zee (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys... the whole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

#1386649
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46825) - you deserved it (7733)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:52am - animals - by achoo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: