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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9537
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sage1314 : Live in London, but hail from The Shire. When I go home, I enjoy arfing around the wide open spaces with a brace of Airedales, driving my Land Rover around narrow country lanes, and hunting the deadliest game of all.....Man.

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Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (18601) - you deserved it (49174) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13877) - you deserved it (23463)

On 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm - animals - by catgirl911 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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