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Sage1314

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 October 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9602
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sage1314 : Live in London, but hail from The Shire. When I go home, I enjoy arfing around the wide open spaces with a brace of Airedales, driving my Land Rover around narrow country lanes, and hunting the deadliest game of all.....Man.

Sage1314's page activity

Visits<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 5:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 10:28pm<b>Zufallian</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:21am<b>shadowmaster97</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 1:46pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 7:53pm<b>julianbozikovic</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 10:50pm<b>facelick</b> - the 12/10/2013 at 5:42pm<b>seninaa</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 4:20am<b>Cecilieh94</b> - the 08/11/2013 at 12:01am<b>CVTTRVN</b> - the 07/09/2013 at 4:07am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 9:30am<b>curzy</b> - the 07/13/2010 at 9:06am<b>gsm</b> - the 02/20/2010 at 11:24am<b>BaBiiSpAnKy821</b> - the 11/28/2009 at 1:04am<b>possumisawesome</b> - the 10/21/2009 at 8:38am<b>ch2358</b> - the 10/20/2009 at 10:38pm<b>jBird</b> - the 10/13/2009 at 4:36am<b>prplr</b> - the 08/26/2009 at 6:44pm

Fucked!<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 11:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:52am<b>Zufallian</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 12:21pm

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Sage1314's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

by Virginiedetibo / 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

by catgirl911 / 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals