About Sage1314 : Live in London, but hail from The Shire. When I go home, I enjoy arfing around the wide open spaces with a brace of Airedales, driving my Land Rover around narrow country lanes, and hunting the deadliest game of all.....Man.
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Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
by Virginiedetibo / 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
by catgirl911 / 10/12/2009 at 9:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
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