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SaffronTea
  • Town/Country : Gilbert, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 December 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 285
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SaffronTea : I am a comic artists, trying to figure out what I want to do in life.

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Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

#3908348 (304)

I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (18252)

On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

#3706736 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (17440) - you deserved it (30906)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Today, my dad woke me up by shaking me and saying "If you're not up in two minutes, I'm lighting a firecracker in your room." Thinking he wouldn't possibly set off a firecracker in the house, much less my room, I decided to call his bluff. My room still smells like gunpowder. FML

#3479922 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (14811) - you deserved it (26936)

On 07/04/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by Singed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

#650213 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (8065) - you deserved it (89141)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)