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Sadface590172
  • Town/Country : Detroit, U.S.A.
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed "Tell him Happy Birthday for me!" and as I pressed send I remember her dad was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17429) - you deserved it (31778)

On 06/24/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by blind (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "...I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)



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