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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1941
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About SadGirl18 : I'm twenty-one, a short stuff, and a redhead. I'm a small town California girl. That's all that needs to be said.☀

Also, I'm not sad. The damn thing won't let me change my name!! Lol

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Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML


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On 12/07/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML


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On 12/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by SBCR (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML


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On 12/06/2012 at 6:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of my local groceries store for employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicapped, she's also the owner's daughter. FML


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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML


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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML


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On 11/15/2012 at 1:35am - love - by minime94 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 12:42am - love - by cowgirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML


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On 10/03/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by lonerboner (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML


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On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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