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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1855
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About SadGirl18 : I'm twenty-one, a short stuff, and a redhead. I'm a small town California girl. That's all that needs to be said.☀

Also, I'm not sad. The damn thing won't let me change my name!! Lol

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SadGirl18's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33505) - you deserved it (4396)

On 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41471) - you deserved it (3186)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61973) - you deserved it (13151)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)

Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML


Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43031) - you deserved it (9251)

On 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm - health - by WTF, America? (man) - Sweden

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26695) - you deserved it (66903) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by breeeeeh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57218) - you deserved it (8918)

On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38134) - you deserved it (5224)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (58618) - you deserved it (67499)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49777) - you deserved it (3598)

On 04/22/2013 at 9:22am - work - by work -_- - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45891) - you deserved it (3973)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:49pm - misc - by typical - United States (Connecticut)

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML


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