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Saarr
  • Town/Country : Almere, The Netherlands
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2725
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Saarr : Well.. Let\'s start with saying that my english is very bad, so I don\'t talk/spell properly.
Anyways about me, I\'m half dutch and half maroccain. Altough I count myself more dutch. I live, as you can see, in Almere in Holland (I love this country). If you feel the need to ask something, feel free =).

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Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by lawl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

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On 05/04/2011 at 6:01am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332 (413)

I agree, your life sucks (31647) - you deserved it (9134)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16963) - you deserved it (33813)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment randomly to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually randomly stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

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On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6879) - you deserved it (1870)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198 (139)

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States



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