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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 April 1997 (18 years)
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML


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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML


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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML


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On 07/31/2011 at 2:17am - health - by The Joker? - United States (Iowa)

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