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About S_G_Lance_92 : Yo, my Stephen . I'm a 6'4 Mexican-American (3-4 Generations ) [ Yes I'm Legal -_- ] living in the Mississippi.
I used to be a Video Game Junkie :D Then a Runner Junkie ^^ Then a Boxing Junkie X) And now pretty much whatever the Hell I want kind of Junkie XD ( I watched one too many Rocky movies :) I'm a good guy and all . My Friends include: The Gamers , The Druggies , Girls ,and Black Ppl ( Does saying Black seem a little racist ? ) You guys should message me : P I like meeting new people and haven't done so since Distance Wise since Xbox Live and World of Warcraft .
Peace Y'all : P
P.S. I have the Tendency to Capitalize words in my sentences to Emphasis the Importance of Them , ( lol I'm not even sure FML will let me do that ) Space between my Punctuation because it looks Right , and use Emotes because Well they re Awesome = D
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Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015