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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 99
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About S_G_Lance_92 : Yo, my Stephen . I'm a 6'4 Mexican-American (3-4 Generations ) [ Yes I'm Legal -_- ] living in the Mississippi.
I used to be a Video Game Junkie :D Then a Runner Junkie ^^ Then a Boxing Junkie X) And now pretty much whatever the Hell I want kind of Junkie XD ( I watched one too many Rocky movies :) I'm a good guy and all . My Friends include: The Gamers , The Druggies , Girls ,and Black Ppl ( Does saying Black seem a little racist ? ) You guys should message me : P I like meeting new people and haven't done so since Distance Wise since Xbox Live and World of Warcraft .
Peace Y'all : P

P.S. I have the Tendency to Capitalize words in my sentences to Emphasis the Importance of Them , ( lol I'm not even sure FML will let me do that ) Space between my Punctuation because it looks Right , and use Emotes because Well they re Awesome = D

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