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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SWhimsynBubbaS : I finally put some of my lazy ways behind me to tell you some things about myself. My name is Mariah and I come on FML to get a good laugh in or just to see some of people's crazy situations. I generally am a laid-back person (my way of saying lazy) who loves to sit back and relax. I can, however, be a bolt of energy when im caught on the right times. I love socializing with people, although I am a shy person when i first meet someone, in most cases. I love listening to music. I'm a smiley and giggly person which, I can admit, can get a little annoying at times. And finally, my username. Its just a mix of all of my pets names put together so it looks like a bunch of mumbo jumbo. I absolutely love animals and wish to become a veterinarian. So there are some stuff about me! Now, back to the site...

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Today, I told mah dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I pickd it up I realizd it was a drid-out piece of shit. looool real FML

#21338477
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21002) - you deserved it (12209)

On 01/16/2015 at 7:37pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Tried Baking Mah Own Bread To Save Food Money. Unfortunately I Screwed It Up, Prompting Mah Wife To Look At Me Pityingly An Say ( Wow, Can't Get Even Bread To Rise. ) Before Walking Out. I Have Erectile Dysfunction, An She Constantly Insults Me Lyk This. Fat FML

#21333974
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38969) - you deserved it (3056)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY LITTLE BROTHER THAT MY PADS WERE NOT IN FACT ( BIG BAND-AIDS ) AND THAT HE SHOULD PROBABLY REMOVE THEM FROM HIS LEGS. FML

#21328540
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28273) - you deserved it (2773)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today..!! my boss thraw a pra-Christmas party at work!! Ha always usas tham to rant at us and tall us to ba battar amployaas!! Whan tha spaach bagan..!! tha alarm I hava sat for my daily birth control want off!! It's tha sound of an obnoxious scraaming child!! FML

#21316246
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (6817)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Tadayhile finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he cummd from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47711) - you deserved it (5393)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today , mah sister felt guilty an told me about the changes she secretly made to mah résumé months ago. She'd putted ( doing yur mom ) an ( corporate espionage ) as mah hobbies , an ( Justin Bieber's pussy waxer ) as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

#21244565
135 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I went to a baseball game with mah girlfriend's dad. I got a bonerhen they sang the anthem... because that'shat I sing in mah headhen having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44762) - you deserved it (16595)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML

#21219246
96 comments

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On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

I went on a date an ate in the park. When I crossed mah legs under the table, I scraped mah knee an got a lot of splinter in it. When I got back home an started digging out the splinters, mah dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on mah knees during the date. FML

#21206411
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44251) - you deserved it (4228)

On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND SAID THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MARRY ME BECAUSE WE COINCIDENTALLY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. FML

#21200981
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44184) - you deserved it (4982)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

TODAY,HILE IN THE YARD, MAH 18-MONTH-OLD SON DECIDED TO TAKE OFF RUNNING INTO THE ROAD,HERE A CAR WAS DRIVING. I RUSHED AFTER HIM, ONLY 4 ONE OF MAH DRESS STRAP TO SUDDENLY BREAK WITHOUT WARNING. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE DRIVER WITH MAH FLAILING TIT. FML

#21183414
84 comments

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On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML

#21113687
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58340) - you deserved it (9005)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today In The Middle Of Sex My Girlfriend Yelled "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I Couldn't Finish!! FML

#21112870
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58895) - you deserved it (7503)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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