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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 861
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SWhimsynBubbaS : I finally put some of my lazy ways behind me to tell you some things about myself. My name is Mariah and I come on FML to get a good laugh in or just to see some of people's crazy situations. I generally am a laid-back person (my way of saying lazy) who loves to sit back and relax. I can, however, be a bolt of energy when im caught on the right times. I love socializing with people, although I am a shy person when i first meet someone, in most cases. I love listening to music. I'm a smiley and giggly person which, I can admit, can get a little annoying at times. And finally, my username. Its just a mix of all of my pets names put together so it looks like a bunch of mumbo jumbo. I absolutely love animals and wish to become a veterinarian. So there are some stuff about me! Now, back to the site...

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Today, I told my dog to give me the stick he had in his mouth so I could throw it for him. After I picked it up I realized it was a dried-out piece of shit. FML

#21338477
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20969) - you deserved it (12194)

On 01/16/2015 at 7:37pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

#21333974
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (3051)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

#21328540
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28287) - you deserved it (2772)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML

#21316246
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27993) - you deserved it (6810)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45935) - you deserved it (11865)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41094) - you deserved it (3969)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47663) - you deserved it (5391)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

#21244565
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40054) - you deserved it (7282)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44796) - you deserved it (16578)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41643) - you deserved it (21423)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date and ate in the park. When I crossed my legs under the table, I scraped my knee and got a lot of splinters in it. When I got back home and started digging out the splinters, my dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on my knees during the date. FML

#21206411
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44256) - you deserved it (4226)

On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

#21200981
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (4980)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

#21183414
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42277) - you deserved it (5634)

On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

#21113687
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58271) - you deserved it (9001)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

#21112870
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58836) - you deserved it (7498)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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