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SWC_Penguin

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1135
  • Number of comments : 344
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SWC_Penguin : A 33 year old penguin

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Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39398) - you deserved it (6832)

On 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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