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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 748
  • Number of comments : 344
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About SWC_Penguin : A 33 year old penguin

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Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37019) - you deserved it (6473)

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