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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML


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