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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1989 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 57415
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SSC : I'm da shit :D

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Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML

#3855655
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57188) - you deserved it (4111)

On 07/18/2009 at 12:14pm - intimacy - by nonmormon (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML

#3855334
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74689) - you deserved it (8265)

On 07/18/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by Meh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61672) - you deserved it (332108)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78768) - you deserved it (785342)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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