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About SSC : I'm da shit :D
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
Friday 28 August 2015