SMHsohard

Search for a member

Offline (the 09/18/2016 at 8:18am)

SMHsohard

22Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 October 1956 (60 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6399
  • Number of comments : 471
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SMHsohard : Been an RN probably longer than most of you have been around, so if I mention something medical, you can pretty much assume I know what I'm talking about.

Too damn old to play the suck up game, so if I mention I like someone's comment or think a certain poster sounds like fun, take it for what it is: a compliment.

A word about FML moderation-submissions with any of the following: "today I farted/pooped my pants/got my period and someone pointed it out /put an inappropriate pic on Facebook/drank too much/discovered my crush doesn't know i'm alive/missed an important call because I was busy playing Call of Duty/slept with the wrong sister" will be summarily down voted. As Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid."

SMHsohard's page activity

Visits<b>Marielle123</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 12:52pm<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 1:46pm<b>cats4lyfe</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 6:29pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 11:06pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 9:05am<b>raven83</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 9:22pm<b>quazimozart</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 8:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 12:17pm<b>jill97</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:22pm<b>ronski</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:11pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:26am<b>joco4</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 12:48pm<b>LeashaJoy5595</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 5:00am<b>PenguinsLaugh</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:41pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 12:00am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 2:53am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:24pm<b>Starzak</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 4:23pm

Fucked!<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 6:17pm<b>joco4</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 6:48pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:21am<b>cmpnj1</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 4:02pm<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:05am<b>sjimpleton</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:27am<b>badassmf1234</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:32pm<b>bielber69</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 10:48pm<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:40am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 7:50am<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:25am<b>lukian</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:28am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 8:54am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:00am<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 12:30am<b>ronski</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 12:56pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 3:31pm

SMHsohard's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of SMHsohard's badges

SMHsohard's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got up the courage to quit my first job. I spent hours determining the most professional way; the method, and the wording I would use. In the middle of the phone call, my manager hung up on me. FML

by anniemonkat / 07/13/2015 at 2:22am / United States (Ohio) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

by Strainer / 05/23/2015 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

by Kurda / 05/22/2015 at 10:26pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

by I'm just sick, really / 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

by wtf / 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

by nerderer / 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

by caseyl / 04/15/2015 at 9:42am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm / United States (Vermont) / Money

Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 11:18am / United States (Indiana) / Work

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

by fedupson / 04/09/2015 at 10:03am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa / 03/29/2015 at 10:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous