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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 October 1956 (58 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4879
  • Number of comments : 471
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SMHsohard : Been an RN probably longer than most of you have been around, so if I mention something medical, you can pretty much assume I know what I'm talking about.

Too damn old to play the suck up game, so if I mention I like someone's comment or think a certain poster sounds like fun, take it for what it is: a compliment.

A word about FML moderation-submissions with any of the following: "today I farted/pooped my pants/got my period and someone pointed it out /put an inappropriate pic on Facebook/drank too much/discovered my crush doesn't know i'm alive/missed an important call because I was busy playing Call of Duty/slept with the wrong sister" will be summarily down voted. As Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid."

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SMHsohard's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got up the courage to quit my first job. I spent hours determining the most professional way; the method, and the wording I would use. In the middle of the phone call, my manager hung up on me. FML

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26423) - you deserved it (5649)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25600) - you deserved it (2584)

On 05/22/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by Kurda (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25839) - you deserved it (1749)

On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34853) - you deserved it (5191)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (2267)

On 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm - health - by I'm just sick, really - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32937) - you deserved it (2990)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25011) - you deserved it (6408)

On 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33946) - you deserved it (3422)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31585) - you deserved it (3703)

On 04/15/2015 at 12:17am - kids - by mommylife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31041) - you deserved it (2740)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28519) - you deserved it (2081)

On 04/12/2015 at 11:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML


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On 04/09/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by fedupson - United States (California)

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24084) - you deserved it (13204)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

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