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SKwrestler
  • Town/Country : Washington, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 824
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SKwrestler : So my name is Dillon. I love to ride motocross. I like to drive. I am going to join the Marines after I finish high school. My FML's never get confirmed, but thats ok I guess. I love to wrestle. I am a pretty tough kid. I love to meet new people. I am always up for anything. I am very much an outdoors person. Get to know me :)

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Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML

#1563440
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16379) - you deserved it (59864)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

#1250127
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36072) - you deserved it (13880)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
773 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53168) - you deserved it (417421)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33735) - you deserved it (9799)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56975) - you deserved it (4067)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

#55512
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25860) - you deserved it (4388)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm - health - by Loot (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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