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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1543
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SKwrestler : So my name is Dillon. I love to ride motocross. I like to drive. I am going to join the Marines after I finish high school. My FML's never get confirmed, but thats ok I guess. I love to wrestle. I am a pretty tough kid. I love to meet new people. I am always up for anything. I am very much an outdoors person. Get to know me :)

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SKwrestler's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42478) - you deserved it (12639)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70662) - you deserved it (5579)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34846) - you deserved it (5784)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm - health - by Loot (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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