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SJsGirl
  • Town/Country : SoCal, United States
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38914) - you deserved it (5751)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia



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