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Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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