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SCBeauty1983

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 February 1983 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1273
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SCBeauty1983 : My name is Ashley, and I'm a Grammar Nazi. =)
Never take life too seriously; no one ever makes it out alive anyway...
Now stop stalking my profile!

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SCBeauty1983's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45617) - you deserved it (8730)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I called my parents to wish them a happy 28th anniversary. Now my mom's mad at my dad for forgetting, and my dad's mad at me for reminding her. FML

#13485648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (3629)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by JustCantWin - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I called my parents to wish them a happy 28th anniversary. Now my mom's mad at my dad for forgetting, and my dad's mad at me for reminding her. FML

#13485648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (3629)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by JustCantWin - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I called my parents to wish them a happy 28th anniversary. Now my mom's mad at my dad for forgetting, and my dad's mad at me for reminding her. FML

#13485648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (3629)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by JustCantWin - United States (South Carolina)



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