About SApprentice : I try to be a very nice person, because people should be nice to each other. However, I honestly feel disdain and contempt for a lot of people. It makes me a bit of an a** sometimes. I apologize if I'm ever an a** to you.
I'm getting married in a few months. My life has sucked for years, but maybe it'll get better soon. My fiance and I are planning on children soon after our wedding, and I'm really hoping I don't mess them up. Whatever my faults, I want to be a good mom.
Text speak, poor grammar, and bad spelling all bother me. I refuse to type like that.
I believe that all humans, including myself, are terrible monsters, and life is about trying to be a little less of a horrible person.
That's about everything. I hope your day goes well.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML
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Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 4:07pm - kids - by payne (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofas to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 12:29am - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got back from a trip with a lady friend. I spent nearly a week's salary on a hotel, meals, gifts, tickets to show, and the like. As I drop her off at her place, she asks if I can let her out two doors down so her boyfriend wouldn't get mad. Hello, friend zone. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by jaynap - United States
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by mybmw (man) - United States (California)
Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 2:51pm - misc - by whatgoesaround (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month she decided to change her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in the relationship with. FML
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On 08/14/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by waitthatsnotme (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by startingover (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
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On 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm - animals - by homedoggieo (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
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On 07/01/2009 at 8:58pm - love - by dwaggle (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 5:51am - money - by xero_art (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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