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About SApprentice : I try to be a very nice person, because people should be nice to each other. However, I honestly feel disdain and contempt for a lot of people. It makes me a bit of an a** sometimes. I apologize if I'm ever an a** to you.
I'm getting married in a few months. My life has sucked for years, but maybe it'll get better soon. My fiance and I are planning on children soon after our wedding, and I'm really hoping I don't mess them up. Whatever my faults, I want to be a good mom.
Text speak, poor grammar, and bad spelling all bother me. I refuse to type like that.
I believe that all humans, including myself, are terrible monsters, and life is about trying to be a little less of a horrible person.
That's about everything. I hope your day goes well.
Edit: I am happily married to my wonderful husband, and have become a very content mother. Life has never been so pleasant for me.
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