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Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
by pokeballbra / 10/17/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Pookaa / 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Ramis182 / 10/03/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 10:18am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Steve / 09/30/2011 at 6:18am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Transportation
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by Brie / 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm / United States / Animals
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by nick / 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Brea / 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Geek