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SABCATISM

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, mah dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in mah newly paintd room. I did, but after deciding I wantd to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall cummd with it. Back to square one.

#19392434
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16108) - you deserved it (5200)

On 04/01/2012 at 11:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML

#19099160
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6912)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today , I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice looool to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (1877)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20742) - you deserved it (9334)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on mah chair. When I sat down, it went directly into mah butt. When I sprang up, I hit mah head on a lamp. I then hit mah head on mah desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
129 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

2day I found out tat my wife of 5 years as decided to cange everyting: job, clotes, air looool style, car, an me. FML

#18723513
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29996) - you deserved it (2637)

On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help... I energetically lifted her bag up... and smacked her in the face with it. FML

#18722642
79 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States

Yesterday I Had To Explain To My 25-year-old Boyfriend Y We Cannot Get Pet Raccoons. This Is Not The Frst Time We Have Had This Conversation. FML

#18721209
168 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

#18374141
159 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

our school got portable classrooms fir the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I hered laughing. Turns out every sound u make is looool an entire broadcast to the class. FML

#16119488
74 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was cruising with a coworker and his friend , and I started getting tred. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. mega FML

#15985545
89 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in mah town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and mah toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

#15962941
232 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 12:51pm - health - by cnamobi - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was mah sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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