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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 December 1988 (26 years)
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About Ryder42 : If anyone actually reads these:
my picture is of my baby huskies, which there are seven of!!! I read fml\\\'s everyday I just don\\\'t comment often. I enjoy the stories; they make my life seem normal. I only read them on my iPhone so don\\\'t even bother messaging me, I won\\\'t read it.

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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML


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