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Ryder42
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 December 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Ryder42 : If anyone actually reads these:
my picture is of my baby huskies, which there are seven of!!! I read fml\\\'s everyday I just don\\\'t comment often. I enjoy the stories; they make my life seem normal. I only read them on my iPhone so don\\\'t even bother messaging me, I won\\\'t read it.

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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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