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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4962
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About RyanMacVey : its gayboii bitchezz ;)

yes my username has changed, my spelling has changed, and i as a person have changed a lot.... my affection for pens however stays strong ♥

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Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML


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On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML


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On 03/18/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML


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On 03/16/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML


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On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML


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On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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