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Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the people I babysit fir have a nanny cam!! Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend!! I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice!! FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I Had A Job Interview . The Only Moment I Impressd The Interviewer Was When I Talkd About Drama . He Startd To Talk About A Play I Hadn't Seen, But I Decidd To Agree On Everything He Was Saying . Suddenly He Said, "the Play Doesn't Actually Exist." I Silently Left The Room . FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked into mah dorm to fine mah roommate an his friends using mah bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31859) - you deserved it (5203)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm getting kicked out of mah flat because mah drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside . FML

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137 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... husband want in for surgary and handad ma an important documant. It wasn't a will or anything similar... but a list of itams and gold ha wantad passad on to guild mambar on World of Warcraft. FML

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216 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

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226 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my ouse got broken into. Tankfully tey didn't steal anyting. Tey did, owever, move tings around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I ave severe OCD, so tis is probably worse tan if tey ad taken everyting. FML

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136 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I had a cop pull me over cuz he claimd that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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190 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY, I WAS CAUGHT AND FIND FIR PICKING A LOCK. I HAVE OCD. I WAS PICKING THE PADLOCK ON A TOILET PAPER HOLDER IN A PUBLIC TOILET CUZ THE ROLL WAS THE WRONG WAY ROUND. FML

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150 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about im liking my best friend. I guess it made im mad because e yelled "Breast cancer!" at te top of is lungs before power-puncing my rigt boob.

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173 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
272 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family member with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

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74 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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