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Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by lambxox - United States
Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML
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Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by toomuchlove (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by toomuchlove (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Chimychunga (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by luvlessbootycall (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
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On 07/23/2010 at 3:39am - love - by V - United States
Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
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On 07/23/2010 at 3:39am - love - by V - United States
Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Bellagirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Bellagirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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