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Ruukasu2005
  • Town/Country : Fairmont, WV, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41813) - you deserved it (3071)

On 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by cbarebo (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43842) - you deserved it (3356)

On 05/16/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by notacreep (man) - United States (West Virginia)



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