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RuthingIt
  • Town/Country : Laxey, Isle of Man
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RuthingIt : "Monica catagorises her towels. How many catagories are there?"
"Everyday use."
"Fancy."
"Guest".
"Fancy guest."
"Two seconds left..."
"Arghhh! Eleven?"
"Unbelievable..... Eleven is correct!"

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Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26597) - you deserved it (2199)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23228) - you deserved it (3683)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21652) - you deserved it (13911)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13790) - you deserved it (44829)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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