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About RuthingIt : "Monica catagorises her towels. How many catagories are there?"
"Two seconds left..."
"Unbelievable..... Eleven is correct!"
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Today a nieghbor cummd by while I was cooking. She askd 4 some of mah cheese so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refusd to accept the slice and made her way to mah fridge. She then yelld at me 4 not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML
Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 looool straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." real FML
Friday 27 March 2015