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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 May 1995 (19 years)
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About RuthingIt : "Monica catagorises her towels. How many catagories are there?"
"Everyday use."
"Fancy guest."
"Two seconds left..."
"Arghhh! Eleven?"
"Unbelievable..... Eleven is correct!"

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Today a nieghbor cummd by while I was cooking. She askd 4 some of mah cheese so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refusd to accept the slice and made her way to mah fridge. She then yelld at me 4 not having an assortment of cheeses. FML


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On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down an thought "I wonder y the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. real FML


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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 looool straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." real FML


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On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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