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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9069
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ruthie : Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (242166) - you deserved it (32167)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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