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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38732) - you deserved it (10484)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13728) - you deserved it (47893)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)



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