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RussianFox
  • Town/Country : New York, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About RussianFox : If you don't agree with my views on a topic I couldn't care any less because I know most people wouldn't insult me if they were standing in front of me in real life. If I say your wrong about something and prove it don't make a pathetic attempt at saving your dignity because it's already gone. MlP:FiM Forever.

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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22749) - you deserved it (2899)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by workinggirl (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
171 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
107 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

#6933705
63 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

#6804423
59 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness effects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML

#6651455
67 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML

#6298520
51 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at ATandT getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said 'you should see this'. It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

#5998375
32 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 10:00pm - love - by LTJFP (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

#5689238
90 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
342 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

#4523037
136 comments

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On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

#3669559
191 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108
444 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML

#3207933
118 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought their boyfriends or girlfriends. She looks at me, then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

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58 comments

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On 05/07/2009 at 11:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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